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burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN


England:  What day is today?
Ireland:  It's Ju-
Ireland:  Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
Italy:  Holy shit is that today.
England:  What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?  *stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
ENGLAND:  FUCKING SHIT
ENGLAND:  RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL  *DOORS B URST OPE N*
AMERICA:  *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
AMERICA:  *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
AMERICA:  *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
AMERICA:  YOU KNOW WHAT
AMERICA:  FUCK ALL OF YOU
AMERICA:  U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too